A funny, surreal illustration of a small alien standing upright and reading a book titled "how to human". The alien has a simple, neutral expression and a classic alien look (smooth head, big eyes). The book title is clearly readable in lowercase text. The alien is holding the book carefully with both hands as if studying seriously. Flat vector art style, clean shapes, soft shading, bold but limited color palette, and a thick dark outline around the alien and the book. Centered composition, minimal detail, no background, transparent background, high contrast, sticker-friendly, deadpan humor, print-ready.