A Viking warrior takes a selfie from the perspective of a camera on a long selfie stick, his muscular arm outstretched, surrounded by his fellow Vikings aboard a wooden longship. The men are rugged, bloodstained, and battle-worn, yet smiling proudly as if posing for a modern photo. The deck is cluttered with stolen silver, religious relics, and captives from a raided British monastery. In the distance, smoke rises from the burning monastery on the misty shoreline. The sea is choppy, northern light gleams on wet armor and bearded faces. The mood is epic, gritty, yet strangely cheerful. Cinematic lighting, ultra-realistic detail, 85mm lens, depth of field, historical realism blended with absurd modern humor.