hyper-realistic, front-facing the camera, A retro-futuristic smart assistant shaped like a chrome toaster fused with a vintage TV. It has a small pixel screen displaying judging eyes and animated eye-rolls. Two round camera lenses act as eyes, tracking movement. Side LED panels glow in amber or red tones. It rests on a counter and slightly swivels toward the viewer. The design is sleek but outdated, with a faint shine. A small printer slot on the front prints a sticker that says "Nice try." The overall mood is sarcastic and passive-aggressive